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Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14751) - you deserved it (5007)

On 03/04/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by fml1977 (man) - United States (Indiana)

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