If i where you at this point i would practice...give her an amazing orgasm and then stop having sex with her.
Try this. Name the blow up doll after your girl friend. Then give it a black eye with a black marker.
Then next time you get into an argument with your girlfriend. Pull the doll out shake your fist at it and say: I already told you once!!!!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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