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Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

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If i where you at this point i would practice...give her an amazing orgasm and then stop having sex with her.

#4 - On 02/05/2009 at 5:24am by O_0

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Thats funny.

Try this. Name the blow up doll after your girl friend. Then give it a black eye with a black marker.
Then next time you get into an argument with your girlfriend. Pull the doll out shake your fist at it and say: I already told you once!!!!

#1 - On 02/05/2009 at 4:13am by RustyBulletHole

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