Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

by PlayTag / 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • If i where you at this point i would practice...give her an amazing orgasm and then stop having sex with her.

    #4 - On 02/05/2009 at 5:24am by O_0

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  • Thats funny.

    Try this. Name the blow up doll after your girl friend. Then give it a black eye with a black marker.
    Then next time you get into an argument with your girlfriend. Pull the doll out shake your fist at it and say: I already told you once!!!!

    #1 - On 02/05/2009 at 4:13am by RustyBulletHole

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