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Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25490) - you deserved it (2792)

On 03/02/2010 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Lin - United States (California)

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dude that's fucking creepy! call the panda

#2 - On 03/02/2010 at 6:23am by vaebouria

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#9 - On 03/02/2010 at 6:28am by Eddie_Paints

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