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Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53967) - you deserved it (26837)

On 02/20/2009 at 10:38am - intimacy - by clueless2 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Any story that starts out "I met the man of my dreams at a bar" is something you deserved.

#9 - On 02/20/2009 at 3:21pm by What?

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Bringing a stranger into your apartment after one night of seeing him in bar? Instead of "FML my car was stolen" it should be "Thank God I wasn't raped, beaten, and left for dead."

#11 - On 02/20/2009 at 3:54pm by thisismyname

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