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Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40873) - you deserved it (1734)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - intimacy - by Sleeper_C3ll (man) - United States (Illinois)

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That exact thing happened to me, but it was my high school principal.

#12 - On 02/26/2009 at 5:27pm by MINDLESS

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So your boss is a real jerk off then huh?

#4 - On 02/05/2009 at 10:10am by RustyBulletHole

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