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Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML


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On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - intimacy - by Sleeper_C3ll (man) - United States (Illinois)

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That exact thing happened to me, but it was my high school principal.

#12 - On 02/26/2009 at 5:27pm by MINDLESS

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Either way, if he was pleasuring himself, this is the time to break out the recorder ;-)

Make sure to bring it up slyly at the next performance review.

#6 - On 02/05/2009 at 1:04pm by TC

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