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Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

I agree, your life sucks (16179) - you deserved it (2856)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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