Dirty talk

By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

Spicy
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 766
You deserved it 4 762

Same thing different taste

Top comments

sugarbabyxoxo 2

lmfao! Harold and Kumar quotes! ahahahah

hahaha. fyl op. but he is a funny guy. you should find a better quote to pull on him if you make him go down on you

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bleedinginside 0

lol. i bet your bf is greek and gives massages. see the post from 2 days ago

ringmybell_fml 0

i be up in the kitchen, making cockmeat sandwiches.

Jrook 0

@38 I'd say that is sexy but it's sounds very much like you're dismembering people

vrock 0

no brydd she was giving HIM head which mean a bj dumbass

elchiclebubalu 2

Harold and kumar. lol best movie ever

Boygenius50 8

How merry are you? It's marry you dumbass

so is OP guy or girl..? could be either one.. but didn't say..! :?)

dude247 0

@ does not mean and or number retarted ppl

papichulo1411 0
papichulo1411 0

"ring my bell" let's hook up!

fizzymonsterman 0

in soviet russia cockmeat sandwich eat you!

Draeven_fml 0

please don't let it be big bob

sugarbabyxoxo 2

lmfao! Harold and Kumar quotes! ahahahah

Oh! I love that movie. the part where kumar's ****** the bag of weed's hilarious!

hahaha. fyl op. but he is a funny guy. you should find a better quote to pull on him if you make him go down on you

Colin466 0

something like ... lick those beef curtains!

beer01 0

hahhaha! I think that would just make me laugh. 

CooLbEAnS1096 0
perdix 29

No, blaaaakely, if he were a gentleman, he would have said, "Eat my cockmeat sandwich, please" or even better, "Would you kindly do me the pleasure of eating my cockmeat sandwich, if you please?" You can learn these things at the Junior League. Btw, I love the downshirt photo ;)

blaaaaakely 0

bahahah. you are quite the gentleman yourself, perdix! ;)

Tell him you got food poisoning and that you have to stop. Later tell him you're allergic to all forms of "cockmeat" so you never have to do it again