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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary at the park. I was watching him play around with the wood chips on the ground and thought I saw him making a heart being romantic, so I got on top of the playground to look. Turns out it was the balls of a giant penis, complete with pubes. FML

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On 02/20/2010 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by lost_ina_dream (woman) - United States (Texas)

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So what? Thats what guys do! they draw penises however and wherever they can... its a way of marking your territory... how would you rate his dick drawing anyways?

#7 - On 02/21/2010 at 3:12am by captainmarshall1

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LOL, I did this at the beach once. Had to be like 40 feet long. All the while the girlfriend just shook her head.

#17 - On 02/21/2010 at 3:20am by Rota

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