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Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15812) - you deserved it (5407)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

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Then you got your predator missile and penetrated deep.

#1 - On 02/20/2010 at 3:05am by majones

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You'll have to gain more experience points before you can rank up! Put your sword in its sheath and bring out your grenades. Pretty soon you'll be topping those charts!

And it's spelled n00b.

#6 - On 02/20/2010 at 3:13am by snickerdoodles

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