Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16149) - you deserved it (4572)
On 02/18/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by goldie09 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
tacolove69's life also sucksToday, I was late to dinner with my anal-retentive parents because my boyfriend was too…
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WIN for dj hero!
#1 - On 02/18/2010 at 5:04pm by gilly011
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better than him being the drummer
#4 - On 02/18/2010 at 5:06pm by IDunnoz
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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