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Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15172) - you deserved it (4447)

On 02/18/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by goldie09 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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WIN for dj hero!

#1 - On 02/18/2010 at 5:04pm by gilly011

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better than him being the drummer

#4 - On 02/18/2010 at 5:06pm by IDunnoz

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