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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19336) - you deserved it (4862)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

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You would think that would make your boyfriend proud. Like he did his job so well that you couldnt even think straight. Next time only yell out full sentences and let him know you arent that overwhelmed by him. "oh dear, I do wish you would thrust deeper, but alas, you dont have the equipment neccesary to please me!"

#7 - On 02/15/2010 at 3:45am by Laurendorcus

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boo hoo!!! you had an orgasm, and then your bf told you (probably kidding) that you were blobering

#4 - On 02/15/2010 at 3:39am by givants

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