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Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35917) - you deserved it (164318)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Gave ya a FML and a YDI

Either he wasn't upfront about being with someone - FYL

or

He did tell you and frankly didn't care - YDI

#1 - On 04/04/2009 at 5:40pm by nomadxx7

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HARLOT!
(that's a word that doesn't get near enough use these days. now you kids get off my lawn)

#4 - On 04/04/2009 at 5:41pm by luvable_loozer

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