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Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38851) - you deserved it (172396)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Gave ya a FML and a YDI

Either he wasn't upfront about being with someone - FYL

or

He did tell you and frankly didn't care - YDI

#1 - On 04/04/2009 at 5:40pm by nomadxx7

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And the girlfriend is staying with the boy you've been sleeping with?

This is more of a FHL. Poor girl.

You're the other woman, no sympathy.

#6 - On 04/04/2009 at 5:44pm by hpnerd

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