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Today, I was trying to get my car out of my boyfriend's apartment garage but couldn't. Why? Because somebody decided to park in front if the garage door and have sex. Complete with steamed windows and loud noises. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16528) - you deserved it (2226)

On 02/01/2010 at 2:31am - intimacy - by ocroyalty (woman) - United States (California)

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If I were you, I'll make them move by honking incessantly.

#4 - On 02/01/2010 at 10:12am by TruckerGustav

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they beat ya to it haha

#1 - On 02/01/2010 at 10:08am by kivkiv

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