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Today, things heated up with the new guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it's going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up. FML

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On 01/31/2010 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by unsatisfied (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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well he did say "it's going to take hours" ;)

#3 - On 02/01/2010 at 3:15am by joshhh11

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wow suckedge. He worked himself up so much that when it was time, the pressure was on to satisfy you greatly. Give him a chance, men get nervous too.

#5 - On 02/01/2010 at 3:17am by 3_Kitten_3

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