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Today, I found out that because of my high blood pressure I can't have sex for one month. My wedding is next weekend and the following two weeks are my honey moon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (194136) - you deserved it (16743)

On 04/02/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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ouch. have sex anyway.

#5 - On 04/03/2009 at 4:03am by Leviathan

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What? I never heard such bullshit advice. Sex has been said to even lower blood pressure. This is a good excuse to make your woman/man do all the work though. ;-)
And the high blood pressure is probably do the to fact that your wedding is next weekend. I would go get a second or even 3rd opinion and just enjoy your wedding/honeymoon. I'm sure your blood pressure will decrease dramatically just being on honeymoon.

#8 - On 04/03/2009 at 4:11am by Jimboom

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