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Today, I found out that because of my high blood pressure I can't have sex for one month. My wedding is next weekend and the following two weeks are my honey moon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (233900) - you deserved it (24490)

On 04/02/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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ouch. have sex anyway.

#5 - On 04/03/2009 at 4:03am by Leviathan

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>_< boy does that suck. FYL. Just... make sure your wife-to-be stays away from men with rippling muscles and nude beaches...

#3 - On 04/03/2009 at 3:58am by leyalu

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