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Today, me and my sister hear a buzzing noise in our parent's bedroom. We go to investigate. It's coming from a drawer. We open it up. Battery operated dildo. FML


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On 01/01/2009 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

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You think that's bad? When my sister and I were younger, we went in my dad and stepmom's room to find her a t-shirt to sleep in. We opened up a drawer and found pictures of them having sex, with each other and some people we didn't recognize. We found out our parents were swingers. F our lives. lol

#9 - On 05/11/2009 at 2:25pm by Kandyland

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So your parents aren't supposed to be sexual? I mean... you weren't created by sex or anything, right?

#4 - On 03/06/2009 at 1:38am by omgbeckyyy

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