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Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51703) - you deserved it (2708)

On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

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Forward it to her dad.

#16 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:07am by Drakon

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Are you absolutely sure there was another somebody, that she was definitely not... alone?

#4 - On 02/17/2009 at 9:52am by Spider

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