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Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18973) - you deserved it (5777)

On 01/24/2010 at 3:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

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receiving is just as gay he's in denial...

#1 - On 01/24/2010 at 10:06am by yakturk43

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You should have known something was up when he wasn't returning the favor.

Maybe you can suck him out of the closet. Any dude who likes another dude's mouth on his junk is at least partly gay. Maybe bisexual, but he sure as hell isn't straight.

#17 - On 01/24/2010 at 10:25am by perdix

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