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Today, I took a picture of my "privates" on my girlfriends cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML


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On 01/22/2010 at 1:25am - intimacy - by masterzach21 (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Ydi that is soo funny. but don't do that crap in her moms house. what if she walled in on you taking the pic.

#2 - On 01/22/2010 at 10:06am by JoshTheMaggot

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maybe she screamed because it was too small

#9 - On 01/22/2010 at 10:43am by jaylinquent

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