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Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, 'don't get naked in front of the TV.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14170) - you deserved it (2406)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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