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Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, 'don't get naked in front of the TV.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21054) - you deserved it (3738)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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It's probably because you don't know the difference between "of" and "off."

Also, sitcom episodes never get old!

#8 - On 01/21/2010 at 6:47am by DynamicDave

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haHA 4th!! how cool. anywho dont get in between a guy and tv or videogames unless ur angelina jolie hot or a complete freak in the bed. otherwise contain urself for those 30 mins.

#4 - On 01/21/2010 at 6:26am by supmofukka

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