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Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML

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On 01/20/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by wasntworththedrive (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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let's get this straight here. he texted her wanting to hook up. if you really understand that text, you'll know that the guy didn't care about pleasing her. all he wanted to do was nut and he did. he could care less how long it took him. his mission was accomplished.

#7 - On 01/20/2010 at 6:46am by tyrob911

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Poor fucking you! Who the fuck cares! Many women have the same problem but do they come on here and complain? no. Ydi for being a slut

#10 - On 01/20/2010 at 7:43am by happypapp12

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