Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on-line. While cuddling on the couch, he asked me for a blow job. I refused. He said, "But I thought big girls liked doing that." FML
I agree, your life sucks (21295) - you deserved it (5440)
On 01/17/2010 at 12:30am - intimacy - by writer4life (woman) - United States (California)
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That is horrifying. I hope you ended it there
#1 - On 01/17/2010 at 6:21am by emjoy
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haha, what did you expect you met him online.
#2 - On 01/17/2010 at 6:38am by causelifehappens
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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