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Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on-line. While cuddling on the couch, he asked me for a blow job. I refused. He said, "But I thought big girls liked doing that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13769) - you deserved it (3703)

On 01/17/2010 at 12:30am - intimacy - by writer4life (woman) - United States (California)

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