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Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My bestfriend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML


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On 01/15/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by vadoodoo22 - Sent from mobile version

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how did you not know that your " best friend" was dating her before you?

#1 - On 01/15/2010 at 6:19am by heartagram_in_ro

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get her to give you head then before you blow your load pull out and bust your nut in her eye (from what ive been told it hurts like shit) now as for your friend you should introduce his face to your fist :)

#5 - On 01/15/2010 at 6:52am by InternetToughguy

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