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Today, I was texting this guy that I hooked up with yesterday. We were gonna do it again but he had basketball practice. I was talking to my friend about it, and sent her a text saying "Oh well. I have explosive diarrhea anyways." She wasn't replying, so I checked my sent box. I sent it to him. FML


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On 01/08/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by weeble_wobbles09 (woman) - United States (California)

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ydi for texting anyone that you have "explosive diarreah". FHL for having to read it.

#14 - On 01/08/2010 at 10:50am by craze189

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maybe he has a shit fetish lmao

response back from him:
I'm skipping baseball practice. I'll be right over...

#12 - On 01/08/2010 at 10:35am by spank_u_veryhard

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