Today, I was texting this guy that I hooked up with yesterday. We were gonna do it again but he had basketball practice. I was talking to my friend about it, and sent her a text saying "Oh well. I have explosive diarrhea anyways." She wasn't replying, so I checked my sent box. I sent it to him. FML

by weeble_wobbles09 / 01/08/2010 at 12:09am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • ydi for texting anyone that you have "explosive diarreah". FHL for having to read it.

    #14 - On 01/08/2010 at 10:50am by craze189

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  • maybe he has a shit fetish lmao

    response back from him:
    I'm skipping baseball practice. I'll be right over...

    #12 - On 01/08/2010 at 10:35am by spank_u_veryhard

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