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Today, I was texting this guy that I hooked up with yesterday. We were gonna do it again but he had basketball practice. I was talking to my friend about it, and sent her a text saying "Oh well. I have explosive diarrhea anyways." She wasn't replying, so I checked my sent box. I sent it to him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5855) - you deserved it (12761)

On 01/08/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by weeble_wobbles09 (woman) - United States (California)

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ydi for texting anyone that you have "explosive diarreah". FHL for having to read it.

#14 - On 01/08/2010 at 10:50am by craze189

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Vigorous anal sex can do that. According to "Bad Santa," you won't shit right for a month! And if you can't trust Billy Bob Thornton, who can you trust?

#8 - On 01/08/2010 at 7:40am by perdix

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