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Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML

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On 01/05/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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has he been looking at gay porn?

#1 - On 01/05/2010 at 10:09am by Lucky_Adi

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He's obviously become obssesed and needs help. It's not necessarily you.

#3 - On 01/05/2010 at 10:13am by Targetlove

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