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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10321) - you deserved it (4213)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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