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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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On 01/04/2010 at 10:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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haha at least you managed to not get caught in the act and chucked out butt naked

#7 - On 01/04/2010 at 2:30pm by causelifehappens

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wow that must have been really embarassing for you.. next time check where ur having sex.. and whose in the house or place

#3 - On 01/04/2010 at 2:18pm by l4princess

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