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Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9876) - you deserved it (2663)

On 01/02/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by uhhggggg - Sent from mobile version

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ur an ungrateful biatch. quite complaining and let him cavity search u with his baton.

#18 - On 01/02/2010 at 10:48pm by supmofukka

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Ur fiancé rocks, stop complaining.

#14 - On 01/02/2010 at 6:55pm by lucky4sum

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