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Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18267) - you deserved it (6426)

On 01/02/2010 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Lonely (man) - United States (Virginia)

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At least better than falling asleep while having sex. Oh wait, for that you'd need to be having sex.

#2 - On 01/02/2010 at 2:13pm by spitfire35

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maybe you were just tired?

#1 - On 01/02/2010 at 2:12pm by itouchguy360

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