Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
by Lonely / 01/02/2010 at 5:30am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
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At least better than falling asleep while having sex. Oh wait, for that you'd need to be having sex.
#2 - On 01/02/2010 at 2:13pm by spitfire35
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maybe you were just tired?
#1 - On 01/02/2010 at 2:12pm by itouchguy360
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