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Man or woman?

Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32373) - you deserved it (2866)

On 12/30/2009 at 12:03am - intimacy - by wheresthelove (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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dude that really sucks I'm sorry to hear it

#1 - On 12/30/2009 at 6:17am by sparkey0127

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that's screwed, sorry to hear that. Confront ur parents, they loved each other once maybe they still have feelings for one another...
Go to councelling so you don't end up screwed in the head

#2 - On 12/30/2009 at 6:23am by NatzSwifey

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