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Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24904) - you deserved it (2269)

On 12/30/2009 at 12:03am - intimacy - by wheresthelove (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Where's the option for "thrilled about the double-blackmail-financed shopping spree you are about to go on?" You've got the good on both Mom AND Dad and you know the identity of the other woman/man in both cases. You should be hauling hush money away in wheelbarrows.

Merry Belated Xmas!

#12 - On 12/30/2009 at 9:42am by perdix

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dude that really sucks I'm sorry to hear it

#1 - On 12/30/2009 at 6:17am by sparkey0127

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