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Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20565) - you deserved it (1791)

On 12/30/2009 at 12:03am - intimacy - by wheresthelove (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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dude that really sucks I'm sorry to hear it

#1 - On 12/30/2009 at 6:17am by sparkey0127

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Just concentrate on YOUR life!

#7 - On 12/30/2009 at 7:24am by me5

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