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Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML
dude that really sucks I'm sorry to hear it
Where's the option for "thrilled about the double-blackmail-financed shopping spree you are about to go on?" You've got the good on both Mom AND Dad and you know the identity of the other woman/man in both cases. You should be hauling hush money away in wheelbarrows.
Merry Belated Xmas!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014