wow! I can relate, newly wed, 24, and have my 3rd nocturnal emission in the last 6 months! I never had on in my life before living with the new wife.. fml too!
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bombtastic, your an jerk. EVERY guy knows that the sex cuts off. but after 3 months, the party just peaked.
start walking around the house in just a condom. or trash bag it. the best way to forgiveness is the walk of shame and humor. Shell think it's hillarious and will be get back on in no time.
trust me, I had to do this with my fiance...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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