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Today, I woke up and realized I have experienced my first "nocturnal emission". I am a 24 year old male who has been married for 3 months. Guess who isn't getting any. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10912) - you deserved it (1915)

On 12/29/2009 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Are you on Ambien or something? Were you standing over her sleepwanking when you had this supposed "nocturnal emission?"

And duck2121, this is the Internet -- here, we answer our own questions about general information. Learn to Google (or, God forbid, Bing). You'll be better for it.

#8 - On 12/30/2009 at 9:32am by perdix

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bombtastic, your an jerk. EVERY guy knows that the sex cuts off. but after 3 months, the party just peaked.


start walking around the house in just a condom. or trash bag it. the best way to forgiveness is the walk of shame and humor. Shell think it's hillarious and will be get back on in no time.

trust me, I had to do this with my fiance...

good luck.

#14 - On 12/30/2009 at 12:16pm by hobsonbrendan

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