wow! I can relate, newly wed, 24, and have my 3rd nocturnal emission in the last 6 months! I never had on in my life before living with the new wife.. fml too!
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Are you on Ambien or something? Were you standing over her sleepwanking when you had this supposed "nocturnal emission?"
And duck2121, this is the Internet -- here, we answer our own questions about general information. Learn to Google (or, God forbid, Bing). You'll be better for it.
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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