Are you on Ambien or something? Were you standing over her sleepwanking when you had this supposed "nocturnal emission?"
And duck2121, this is the Internet -- here, we answer our own questions about general information. Learn to Google (or, God forbid, Bing). You'll be better for it.
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bombtastic, your an jerk. EVERY guy knows that the sex cuts off. but after 3 months, the party just peaked.
start walking around the house in just a condom. or trash bag it. the best way to forgiveness is the walk of shame and humor. Shell think it's hillarious and will be get back on in no time.
trust me, I had to do this with my fiance...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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