Today, I woke up and realized I have experienced my first "nocturnal emission". I am a 24 year old male who has been married for 3 months. Guess who isn't getting any. FML

by Anonymous / 12/29/2009 at 11:58pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

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  • wow! I can relate, newly wed, 24, and have my 3rd nocturnal emission in the last 6 months! I never had on in my life before living with the new wife.. fml too!

    #3 - On 12/30/2009 at 6:30am by bulletetl

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  • Are you on Ambien or something? Were you standing over her sleepwanking when you had this supposed "nocturnal emission?"

    And duck2121, this is the Internet -- here, we answer our own questions about general information. Learn to Google (or, God forbid, Bing). You'll be better for it.

    #8 - On 12/30/2009 at 9:32am by perdix

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