Today, I was making out with this guy I had been seeing, and things start to get pretty steamy. As he paused for a second, I thought he was going to get up and find a condom, but instead he turns to me and says, "I think I'm going to go to the library." I wasn't invited. FML

by Anonymous / 12/29/2009 at 12:02am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

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  • he went to the library to learn where to put his little guy

    #13 - On 12/29/2009 at 2:40pm by matineesuxxx

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  • that sucks. I think he's afraid of your vagina

    #2 - On 12/29/2009 at 6:21am by sparkey0127

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