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Today, after having an amazing intimate encounter with my boyfriend of 2 years, I put on an old pair of boxers I still have from when I was heavier. He thinks I am cheating on him and doesn't believe I used to be fat. Now he won't talk to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20670) - you deserved it (3681)

On 12/23/2009 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by everybodysfool (woman) - United States (Florida)

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don't you have pictures to show as proof?

#2 - On 12/24/2009 at 3:08am by SweetestSin

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Wtf? A homophone is a word that is pronounced the same as another word but differs in meaning. Unless you meant homophobes but that means fear of gay people... So I'm going to go with option 3, you're an idiot, because why would a guy think his boyfriend is cheating if he possess an item of male clothing?

#11 - On 12/24/2009 at 5:44am by st4rbucksisevil

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