Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2009 at 6:53am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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That definitely is full of suck.
At least gonorrhea is curable.
#1 - On 12/19/2009 at 1:20pm by CircusofValues
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it's beginning to look a lot like syphillis
#4 - On 12/19/2009 at 1:30pm by snafu57
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