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Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27464) - you deserved it (4289)

On 12/16/2009 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Unsatisfied (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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I hate any sex that doesn't include toothpicks, aprecotts and at least 1 goat sacrifice

#17 - On 12/16/2009 at 9:03am by mawoo

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then you find him in bed with a guy an he says, "I said I hate it with girls!"

#8 - On 12/16/2009 at 7:45am by Ferdinard

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