Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13391) - you totally deserved it (3706)
On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
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First!
#1 - On 12/16/2009 at 3:11am by infernoenigma
(+3)Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little girls while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was fingering girls before I could read. MLIG.
#90 - On 03/01/2010 at 9:33pm by Person1233
(+1)I'm getting a sick image in my head of a little girl chewing gum, sitting on the sink, with little boys bribing her with cookies.
0.o
#94 - On 03/07/2010 at 9:39pm by gigi_bella
(+1)Hahhahahhah #94, I have a feeling that's exactly how it went.
#95 - On 03/13/2010 at 8:11am by bridgette5866
(-1)I didn't relize this was a girl. I thought it was a guy O.o
#105 - On 04/25/2010 at 7:59pm by thenormalguy
(+4)You were probably only doing it because you knew it was a taboo. It's kind of sad that a pre-school child would already have that impression. I literally blame society.
(+4)No offense to the OP, but I'll bet the mom knows more about why that behaviour got started.. and society ain't it.
(+1)This is really funny but you're life isn't fucked. Ever heard of Freud? Most little kids do these kinds of things when they are really young.
(+2)Freud was a sexist, cocain addict. His theories were flawed... Some, anyway.
#83 - On 02/14/2010 at 1:05am by Snow_Daisy
(0)he also said kids wanna bang their moms untill they are ten...
#103 - On 04/19/2010 at 3:41pm by averageirishman
(0)Ha I literally lol'ed! The last sentence completely made this FML!
#7 - On 12/16/2009 at 3:47am by DynamicDave
(+4)Did you do it for free, or was there some kind of exchange demanded in return? In other words, did you make them trade your Ho-Hos for their Ding Dongs?
(+1)they learn numbers first so one would assume foreplay
#30 - On 12/16/2009 at 9:03pm by poisonfrog7
(+1)Yeah I was there she used to take me in and abuse my innocence, was sort of tickilish and I used to laugh whenever she held it.
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wait so you illiterate and your a child abuser ?
#17 - On 12/16/2009 at 8:53am by 1800getalife
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I'd have said marry me but you're a fucking whore
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Fuckin whore
#24 - On 12/16/2009 at 3:07pm by khdude2000
(+5)she's not a whore, stop being so judgemental. at 4, she wouldn't know what it was, nor did the boys. if her mom knew, she should have stopped it! OP didn't know any better. it's the mom/teachers fault.
#26 - On 12/16/2009 at 5:47pm by South_Park_Shay
(+2)it says anonymous(woman) so clearly the OP is a boy.
*sighs* freakin' idiot
#31 - On 12/16/2009 at 9:06pm by poisonfrog7
(0)As sick as this sounds, That kind of behavior is quite natural in young children. It's called playing Doctor. as long as she said you didn't touch yourself or suck on it.
#35 - On 12/16/2009 at 10:44pm by Kuuga_Rider
(0)Well, at least you had a job when you were young. Those little kids felt so awesome, I bet. Heh, heh.. FYL.
#36 - On 12/16/2009 at 11:36pm by SadButSoTrue
(+1)im not even kidding, but im the person that this girl was umm touching. Unless it is just coincedental my mom told me that there was a girl that did this to me in preschool. If it was Bedford, Dallas and you are a highschool graduate of 2012, congratz. you violated me
(0)OH, yikes. Just...argh...disturbing mental images...
#70 - On 01/10/2010 at 1:06pm by RockTheWalk960
(0)http://www.postsecretcommunity.com/chat/viewtopic.php?t=8991&highlight=childhood OP, read that if you have a PSC account, it'll make you feel better.
#39 - On 12/17/2009 at 5:00am by coffee_addict7
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Whore. get on to knees and suck my dick bitch!
#42 - On 12/17/2009 at 10:19pm by Notastalker
(0)o wow well that would be awkwar to bring up if u ever settle and if u suk at it he'll be pissed lol
#49 - On 12/20/2009 at 12:53am by sadface17
(0)I'm sure many kids did that. But I'm wondering why your mom would say it.
#51 - On 12/20/2009 at 11:12pm by jalapeno_popper
(0)Hahaha. funny shit. imagine giving some guy a handjob now and he says "damn how'd you get so good?" then you could say "been doin it since before i was in preschool" aha.
(0)I think that's awesome, and I will be glad to go out with you
#54 - On 12/24/2009 at 3:15am by rolltide13
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Women were created by god to be a tool to continue the race of MAN. Thats why you are called a ho, because you are a tool for a man to use.
You are a slut from day one.
#56 - On 12/26/2009 at 1:40am by COBRAMORPH
(+2)Nice little play on words there, COBRAMORPH, but the trouble is I think you are probably too stupid to realise that ho is a mispronunciation of the word whore, and the gardening tool is spelled hoe.
(0)Maybe you Mom just thought it would be funny to see your reaction? Did you give that one a thought?
#59 - On 12/26/2009 at 3:16pm by TheSorrow3
(0)me too. expelled bro... haha. and I kissed girls... bi before I could ride a bike. I'm straight though. just to say, fml
(-1)so thats why you said you were bi before you could ride a bike, ha straight your ass (is not!)
#87 - On 02/19/2010 at 10:47pm by lilbz76
(0)lol... "no-no area" that's freaking hilarious! you must be an expert by now though...
#65 - On 12/29/2009 at 8:24pm by minenotyours
(0)HAHAHA but didn't we all do that? i mean hasnt everyone played around naked with their friends when they were like 2?
(0)That is so fuckin funny... I can't stop laughing!!! You made my day!!!
#67 - On 01/08/2010 at 1:52pm by bad_ass_chick
(0)I remember kissing a boy under the play bridge. Wild days those were wild days.
#73 - On 01/14/2010 at 3:19pm by thesuppafiend
(-1)I wish u were u but then again I already do that now ;)
#82 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:29pm by awesome576
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You sound as if you have no life and needed some kind of attention so you posted that lame ass attempt at a FML! I'll bet you've read every one of these comments more than once and check back every day to see if there are new ones. Well, here you go, 10 more seconds of joy added to your day...
#86 - On 02/19/2010 at 10:43pm by lilbz76
(+1)A natural talent.
You will always have a great backup in case your current job/college doesn't work out.
(0)omg when i was in kindergarden i had my first kiss :D lmfao but seriously i did !
#97 - On 04/06/2010 at 8:31pm by FR3NCHii_L0V3
(-2)That's not bad at all. When my twin brother and I were five, we sucked each other's (flaccid) penises in the bathtub. It tickled.
(0)really!? y'all are gonna call her a whore? she was 4!!! she didn't know any better! gah some people are so stupid!
#118 - On 07/20/2010 at 6:01pm by Cnote231
(0)this is fml. if a woman is involved in any way with something barely resembling sexual activity, she's called a whore, no matter what.
#123 - On 08/27/2010 at 4:41am by Chocolate_Chunk
(+1)someone walked in on mommy and daddy when they were little ;)
#122 - On 08/16/2010 at 2:33am by chicknugget5
(0)116- I love how your trying to hide how fat you really are .
#125 - On 09/02/2010 at 12:47am by DeathwishCanada
