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Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks (3754) - you deserved it (10871)

On 12/13/2009 at 3:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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