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Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21956) - you deserved it (5332)

On 12/07/2009 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by niquey62307 (woman) - United States (New York)

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...five? Your husband's got mad endurance!

#7 - On 12/08/2009 at 4:09am by docsigma

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Is "slaps his sausage" slang for masterbating or is he ACTUALLY slapping a sausage. I personally think if he was literally slapping a sausage while watching you have sex would be so much funnier!

#11 - On 12/08/2009 at 5:41am by Andrewl_FML

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