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Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58003) - you deserved it (27263)

On 03/28/2009 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (New York)

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