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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92524) - you deserved it (8840)

On 03/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by lice (woman) - United States (New York)

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