Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML
by Silent / 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Intimacy
Make sure your text complies with our rules
You must have a super-dick.
Talk about thinking with the brain below the belt...
Yeah, sorry, not funny. I seem to be made of fail today. :(
#2 - On 12/03/2009 at 5:17pm by ScaryyMary
See in context
So, really, chief, what scares you more? Tits or vaginas? I'm betting it's your girlfriend's hairy muff that brought you down.
#8 - On 12/03/2009 at 5:47pm by perdix
7583446 FMLs submitted since the site's creation!
Other versions: Android · iOS · Windows Phone
Français · Italiano · Español · Türk · Pусский · Svenskt · Indonesia
© Beta&Cie. Created by Maxime VALETTE, assisted by Guillaume PASSAGLIA