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Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20666) - you deserved it (3004)

On 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by Silent - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

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You must have a super-dick.

Talk about thinking with the brain below the belt...

Yeah, sorry, not funny. I seem to be made of fail today. :(

#2 - On 12/03/2009 at 5:17pm by ScaryyMary

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Nice cover-up!

So, really, chief, what scares you more? Tits or vaginas? I'm betting it's your girlfriend's hairy muff that brought you down.

#8 - On 12/03/2009 at 5:47pm by perdix

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