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Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24081) - you deserved it (5410)

On 11/30/2009 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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now that's what you call a crotch rocket

#1 - On 11/30/2009 at 5:13pm by killurbeer

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Four wheelers are even easier because the seat is wider and you have your legs spread... never mind...

#19 - On 11/30/2009 at 8:40pm by mangobells

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