Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
by Anonymous / 11/30/2009 at 3:35pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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now that's what you call a crotch rocket
#1 - On 11/30/2009 at 5:13pm by killurbeer
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well the motocycle vibrates like crazy. guys can't do that.
#17 - On 11/30/2009 at 7:40pm by artisticfeelings
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