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Today, I tried to convince my boyfriend to come over, telling him it would be "worth his time." He asked, "How?" I said, "Dazzling conversation of course. Just kidding, you'll probably get laid." He replied, "Oh. Well I would if it was for the conversation." FML
And then I bet he laughed and came over anyways and you don't have a sense of humor.
Also, why are you so upset that your boyfriend would rather have a conversation with you than get laid, if he was serious? Many girls would love to have that.
today my girlfriend got angry because I respect her and would rather have a conversation than f*ck her. FML
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 11 September 2014