Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12153) - you totally deserved it (1692)
On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)
This is funny. I would laugh if I had a penis and was in this situation. However, this is only an FML if you needed to be somewhere important.
#4 - On 11/23/2009 at 5:50pm by wilshires1
aspirin = white circular pills. Viagra is blue. how did you not pick up on that? either way, awesome fml lol. contact your doctor if an erection lasts longer than four hours hahaha
#5 - On 11/23/2009 at 6:06pm by Butcher_1419
do you have a slutty girl to call too ? the boner could last 4 hours. take advantage of it.
#15 - On 11/23/2009 at 7:25pm by ladiesman14
On what planet do aspirin and Viagra look remotely similar? It's blue and diamond shaped. I'm a pharmacy tech, but come on. That pill has been in commercials. Also, you just swallowed around $12-14. YDI
#11 People taking blood pressure pills have ED as a side effect. It's medical and nothing to be ashamed of. It's not sad it is simply another condition to be treated. If only people were better educated.
Viagra is a little blue diamond shaped pill.. it's pretty obvious.
But I guess FYL
#21 - On 11/23/2009 at 8:18pm by ohreally123
it doesn't tale a pharmacist to know that Viagra is very distncyive as a blue diamond pill. asprin is typically white and round. with a capsule it's generally brown.
you deserve this so hard.
#22 - On 11/23/2009 at 8:22pm by Subjectzero
You could masturbate you know. The sexual release may alleviate your headache.
I mean, it's not like you're doing anything else with that hard on.
#31 - On 11/24/2009 at 12:57am by DameGreyWulf
I had to laugh at this one and also add it to my faves.
Naproxen (Aleve) also comes in a blue pill that looks very much like a Viagra.
I have to agree with #31 and masturbate.
#33 - On 11/24/2009 at 1:59am by SenGaeriel
You have to agree and also have to masturbate? I don't think you have to. You just want to.
Heheh, sorry, just picking at your wording. :P
#37 - On 11/24/2009 at 8:48am by Intoxicunt
I can't believe none of you have heard this joke before.
#34 - On 11/24/2009 at 3:00am by Gitsandshiggles
If It continues (Your erection)
Go to an ER like Yesterday aka NOW!!!
Cause yes you can have deadly effects like that... DEADLY!!!!
#41 - On 11/24/2009 at 7:12pm by Cristaderzi
Ah, the deadly boner, claiming many an unfortunate man.
#42 - On 11/25/2009 at 12:45am by DameGreyWulf
I say consult a ho. But maybe you could go see a head doctor.
#47 - On 11/26/2009 at 6:04am by waterynuggets
who says boner anymore?
I'm not usually not one to care... but I haven't heard that word in months....
what word do you use exactly? enlighten me cuz dats da only thing i ever here ppl say
#49 - On 11/27/2009 at 10:57pm by BaBiiSpAnKy821
taking Viagra doesn't automatically give you a "boner". you have to be sexually aroused and no that include looking at a hot chick walking by
lol Gross.
Maybe they're using Viagra as a blanket term. are all pills like that blue diamonds? lmao I sure as hell don't know... XD
Ouch! Your life is F'ed.
But seriously, a healthy guy who doesn't have ED should never take Viagra. Most often what you'll get is an erection that doesn't got down no matter what you do. So even after having sex or masturbating and you aren't even slightly aroused, it's still there. The "call a doctor after 4 hours or more" isn't a joke, having an erection that long can cause permanent damage, because no blood is moving THROUGH it. The flesh in your wang will literally start to die!
#55 - On 12/01/2009 at 8:32pm by KingAdrock
I hear you, man. Once I dropped a bottle of Viagra into the toilet, couldn't put the seat down for days. (Bom Bom Pschta!)
Funny FML, but totally BS.
