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Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23916) - you deserved it (2842)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

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