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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8384) - you deserved it (17063)

On 11/20/2009 at 9:53am - intimacy - by WorstMedicalBill (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Haha she got bodily fluids on her in two places at once!

#4 - On 11/20/2009 at 1:59pm by DynamicDave

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turn face to the left, away from her face/body etc.
sneeze
continue.

Are you braindead?

#6 - On 11/20/2009 at 2:07pm by bug56

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