Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML

by WorstMedicalBill / 11/20/2009 at 9:53am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

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  • turn face to the left, away from her face/body etc.

    Are you braindead?

    #6 - On 11/20/2009 at 2:07pm by bug56

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  • Haha she got bodily fluids on her in two places at once!

    #4 - On 11/20/2009 at 1:59pm by DynamicDave

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