Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (10444) - you totally deserved it (1509)
On 11/19/2009 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by pussystroker (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)
OMG! I DIED when I read this, bwahaha! Thank you for the laugh!
#4 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:21pm by Bloodknight
lolz, that would be awesome. I don't see how this is an FML.
#6 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:29pm by picturetaker
Hahaha, awesome! Older people always come out with hilarious comments.
#8 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:33pm by crazyarsedfly
lol that's soo creepy but funny at the same time. but it's not really a fml it's just a old man joking around
So you dropped your knickers and ran down the street after him yelling, "Come back! I'll let you!"
(sorry if it's a repeat.)
I Know how you feel old people are the most annoying thing ever i hate them so much all of them but you gotta give this old timer props
#24 - On 11/19/2009 at 7:15pm by spendmoneyon420
I usually invite those dudes to suck my dick. The kind that yell that stuff are usually the same kind that would never admit they'd be up for cocksucking.
No, I just used "knickers" 'cause I saw the story was from there. I wouldn't mind visiting there because of a certain frequent FML contributor ;)
you actually replied to me? i love your comments but i feel kinda shy online at times
#52 - On 11/22/2009 at 12:17am by HarperGirl
perdix is a funny bitch! haha he's the only one i actually look for, he's never said anything that wasn't funny :D
#74 - On 02/01/2010 at 10:16pm by Puls3ofth3maggot
that's just funny as hell!! YDI for not being able to laugh at life
#46 - On 11/20/2009 at 6:57pm by LaughAtLaugh
AHAHAHAHAH WTF damn i would kill myself if that happened to me
#55 - On 11/25/2009 at 11:45pm by XCAILIExCURSEDX
thats what they call a PEDALfile (: (hahah like a bikee )
#57 - On 11/27/2009 at 11:03pm by BaBiiSpAnKy821
totally just died. thats great!! i dont see how this is an fml tho, if that had happened to me id still be laughing. too funny.
#58 - On 11/29/2009 at 7:37pm by emelvin
You should have yelled after him, "What pussy?"
He'd be like Oh SHIT SHES A FUCKING TRANS, I DUN WAN HER DICK!
#60 - On 12/05/2009 at 2:42pm by katiewubsmusic
This upsets me. Most stray cats almost always run away when they see people..unless its like a neighbors cat or one you're very familiar with..you see Im trying to give yu the benefit of the doubt here..Ugh. This story seems too perfectly put together just to be able to throw the "stroke your pussy" thing in there. An on the off chance that this is actually true, then YDI for liking cats.
that sounds like something my grandpa would say (that is he would if I could talk to him) apparently my parents think that some of the coments heade to the female cashier at the supermarket were too racy for me
#68 - On 12/31/2009 at 12:27am by Danceswithsmurfs
you know, he's probably been waiting his whole life to say that to someone.
you just gave him the time of his life. feel happy! :)
