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Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10924) - you deserved it (19924)

On 11/15/2009 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by loldick (man) - United States (Missouri)

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Shut up, at least you're getting head.

#5 - On 11/15/2009 at 6:01pm by pleura

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If you're whining about something like that while getting head, you must be in the closet.

#8 - On 11/15/2009 at 6:52pm by allie2590

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