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Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7354) - you deserved it (12594)

On 11/15/2009 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by loldick (man) - United States (Missouri)

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