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Today, I realized the annoying squealing I hear every night isn't my guinea pig. Apparently my brothers girlfriend makes that sound when they have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35828) - you deserved it (2144)

On 02/17/2009 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by KTK (woman) - United States (Washington)

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