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Today, I realized the annoying squealing I hear every night isn't my guinea pig. Apparently my brothers girlfriend makes that sound when they have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43376) - you deserved it (2860)

On 02/17/2009 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by KTK (woman) - United States (Washington)

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thats hot, mine always grunts like a bear

#1 - On 02/18/2009 at 6:04am by zidane312

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are u sure your brother's girlfriend is not a guinea pig?

#3 - On 02/18/2009 at 7:12am by hotmale

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