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Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83340) - you deserved it (6467)

On 03/26/2009 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by ThanksMom (man) - United States (Michigan)

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tell your mom you inherited the ugly genes from her.
that'll keep her quiet.

#3 - On 03/26/2009 at 6:58pm by ohhboyy

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Mothers deliver the sickest burns. True story.

#2 - On 03/26/2009 at 6:58pm by puffingdragons

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