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Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML
tell your mom you inherited the ugly genes from her.
that'll keep her quiet.
Mothers deliver the sickest burns. True story.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 23 April 2015