Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML

by ThanksMom / 03/26/2009 at 2:17pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

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