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Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (132168) - you deserved it (10061)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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In my experience its the adorable ones that make the best lovers. She's missing out.

#5 - On 03/26/2009 at 7:02pm by Murphy_21

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She cheating on you.

#4 - On 03/26/2009 at 7:01pm by Shadowflames420

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