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Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20622) - you deserved it (8694)

On 11/07/2009 at 3:47am - intimacy - by forewhatnow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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how the hell do you know what good is? just be happy someone spent the money to feed your dumb ass, and spent the time to fuck you.

#1 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:33am by visage

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YOU TOOK A CHICKEN INTO THE BEDROOM!?! o_O'

#6 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:56am by jchansfan

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