Downhill from here

By forewhatnow - 07/11/2009 08:47 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 721
You deserved it 9 834

Same thing different taste

Top comments

visage 0

how the hell do you know what good is? just be happy someone spent the money to feed your dumb ass, and spent the time to **** you.

jchansfan 0

YOU TOOK A CHICKEN INTO THE BEDROOM!?! o_O'

Comments

visage 0

how the hell do you know what good is? just be happy someone spent the money to feed your dumb ass, and spent the time to **** you.

The first time with a new partner usually isn't too great, the first time at all usually sucks completely. You're not used to each others bodies yet, dunno what each person likes and dislikes, so forth. Also, chicken >IS< good.

Carnivwhorus 0

yea if ur a virgin u wouldn't know wut "good" is

gingerrrr88 11

Yeah i thought she was talking about having sex with the chicken too… lol

Exactly, and if you are or were a virgin how the **** would you know what "good" is?

Yeaahhh, usually people don't find their first time to be very excellent. Don't think so negatively. At this rate, you'll never enjoy it.

Yikes, that was some over-the-top hostility, even for an anonymous internet comment.

is that the name of a sex toy, like the rabbit?

cellycrunk 16

#2 lmao you just made my day!

Omg, people on here just love picking fights huh? that sucks hun, my first time was crappy too, don't get down though, it can only get better!!

jchansfan 0

No, it can always get worse too.

kravitzz1990 0

ur first wont be good, but it does get better once u both get experience and fin out what eachother like.. dont be discouraged, n dont make ur firsy time ruin the next time jus put it behind you!! :D

jchansfan 0

YOU TOOK A CHICKEN INTO THE BEDROOM!?! o_O'

Rene2shae 0
angryseatroll 5

Well the first time can often bring pain and discomfort, and it could have been his first time. Don't be so judgemental.

that's a little harsh to bitch about your first time on here. how do you know what good is without experience. there is talking about it and actually experiencing it. your first time is going to be harsh. no need to be a bitch about it after someone actually tool the time for you.

Big_Nick 0

if it was me bitch we'd **** first then I'd take your ***** hoe ass for the dollar menu at mcdonalds with a two item limit

Zakkie_1987 2

you talk big, but like most of the butt ugly disgraceful pathetic attempts of men on here, you would be lucky to have ANYONE who actually saved themselves for you, or who actually wanted to be around an arsehole like you even if it's only for the 35 seconds before you prematurely ejaculate. Also, the dollar menu? Obviously because you are so broke and social services refuse to pay your drug ****** pitiful existence any longer. Perhaps beg for a job while your there, I mean why not, you'll be begging her to come back the second she finds someone decent.

losergrayy123 0

wow ummm u just made yourself sound like a total ass...

losergrayy123 0

imean the guys whos post were commenting on

First of all yes she probably shouldve been more gratefull for the dinner, but to talk to or about a woman like that is disgusting. Might just be that i would have gotten the belt from my grandfather for sayin something like that but in any case... Man badge revoked, grow up and apply again at a later date. And i just want to point out to everyone, not all white guys talk like that.

there are probably only 1 in 10 people (most likely even less) who actually have a positive experience on their first time.