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Today, my wife told me she had stopped taking her anti-depressants a month ago in hopes of increasing her non-existent sex drive. I asked her if it had helped, and was about to suggest she start taking them again for her own wellbeing. She replied with, "Anyway, I'm just not attracted to you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11374) - you deserved it (1319)

On 11/07/2009 at 2:06am - intimacy - by iMarriedmymother (man) - United States (California)

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